Things I learned the hard way this weekend:
1. Trying to substitute giant inflated bouncy balls for actual balance balls is a REALLY BAD IDEA.
2. Giant inflated bouncy balls go BOOM really loudly when they explode and drop you on your supersized ass.
3. Trying to razor cut your own bangs with a dull blade is an EVEN WORSE IDEA.
4. I am not a hat person.
In related news, I have to buy my nephew a new bouncy ball. Also, I now have Mary Alice bangs. Does this mean I have to do the cake dance?
2 comments:
Oh, no.! Mary Alice has the elementary school day-before-pictures haircut look. At least, hair does grow quickly...
I love the idea of hats. I love hats on other people. I hate hat hair, though.
LOL, on the ball.
Snerk. My hair's not styled that way, but yeah, that's how short my bangs are. I'm glad I don't have to pose for school pictures any time soon.
I like hats on other people fine. They look pretty stupid on me, though.
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