A black as black as the midnight abyss of your soul.

Hey there, emo kids! Are the cheery sky blues and sunny yellows and racist band-aid colored flesh tones of your current Crayola box just not cutting it in terms of accurately coloring the world the way it really is in all of it's empty meaninglessness or allowing you to fully depict the deep, unfathomable recesses of your soul? Then you should check out Emo Crayolas with its exciting new array of colors such as Mournful Gray, Unloved Gray, Sorrowful Gray and Wrist Slit Red! Color your world the way you see it. Don't let the uncaring and unfeeling fascists of this world dictate your color choices. Happy coloring!

Link via Scalzi.

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This reminded me to go check and see if Hope is still Emo. She is.