He settles the childless woman in her home as a happy mother of children. —Psalm 113:9

January 15, 2008

10 Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't

Per Scalzi's request:

1. Had a gerbil give birth in my hand

2. Broke into a parking garage to have a romantic picnic on the top level because it had a spectacular view

3. Got thrown out of a parking garage by security

4. Managed a rock band

5. Almost killed myself on a trampoline

6. Caught a peeping tom watching me and my then-fiance through the window while we made out

7. Had my feet stalked by a foot fetishist

8. Been a first-round interviewer and backstage PA for a beauty pageant

9. Performed data entry for a televangelist

10. Made the front page of the local paper for getting my leg stuck in a public pool (I also once got stuck on a public water slide. Clearly, I have water park issues.)

What ten things have YOU done?

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