1. Undercooked bratwurst
2. Food poisoning
3. Dysentery!
4. Mothers and husbands arguing over the best course of action while you're busy DYING OMGZ!
5. Neighbors who come out to gawk at you while you're being loaded into an ambulance
6. Another Sunday spent in the ER
7. Knowing all of the above could have been avoided with one lousy trip to the microwave
4 comments:
Dude.
Right?!
Dysentery? Isn't that one of the diseases you got while playing the Oregon Trail computer game at school? Crazy! I hope you're feeling better!
I didn't play Oregon Trail, but I remember watching a Civil War movie in history class that featured a dysentery segment. I didn't think it looked like much fun then and I was right. Thanks!
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