Tempting Fate

What did I JUST say about getting long stretches of uninterrupted free time? It's like the Job Fates are reading my blog to see what I'm hoping for so they can make sure the opposite happens.

Hmmm.

[Looks around before speaking loudly:] Gee, I sure hope I stay busy with that meeting all day! I'd hate to have to spend any time writing my article! I hate free time! I hope I get interrupted all day long and have to get right back up again every time I sit down!

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Now let's see how the job fates handle THAT.